đĻī¸ About Crypto Weather
Seriously Fun
We're 100% committed to making crypto accessible through the universally understood art of weather-based small talk. Because nothing says "professional trader" like asking if Dogecoin will need an umbrella today.
Educated Guessing
Our forecasts blend real market data with meteorological wisdom. Just like actual weather forecasts, we're right about 60% of the time, but with better graphics.
Market Meteorology
Bulls bring sunshine, bears bring storms, and sideways trading brings that annoying persistent drizzle. We're basically the Weather Channel, but for your portfolio's emotional state.
Eye Candy Engineering
We put serious effort into making pretty things move smoothly. Because if you're going to watch your portfolio crash, it might as well look fabulous doing it.
đĒ What We Actually Do
Interactive Everything
Buttons that actually feel nice to click
Live Market Drama
Real data, real time, real emotional damage
7-Day Crypto Climate
Pack an umbrella or bring sunscreen
Global Market Weather
Because crypto never sleeps, neither does weather